head first in the shallow end

Emmy - 22 - procrastination enthusiast

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 24,247 notes


when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like


12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 433,312 notes

Inspired by (xPart 1 of ?

15 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 1,124 notes


NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

15 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 2,182 notes


Some of you are really cool folks and stuff, but you sometimes reblogs from people who either harrased me or harrased one of my friends and it just, really stressing…

I’m making this post as a “please, like/reblog this post if it’s okay to adress this and let you know about this person”.

In the same way, if I ever reblog from someone who is known for doing terrible things, please let me know and I’ll keep it in private if that’s your wish.

15 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 6,596 notes


These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 70,089 notes

Me when asked to describe myself

Interviewer: tell me, what are your three main qualities?
Me: I'm pathetic
Me: Overly apologetic
Me: And a tightrope tragedy.
1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 16 notes
Tagged as: #about me 



God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 54,181 notes